Guy + Pet = Super Boyfriend?

Want a great lover? Look to their pet for clues on how giving he'll be in bed.

A guy's pet — be it cat, dog, or gerbil — says something about him (one of those says he's Richard Gere). Check out our handy chart to see if you're on a date with Dr. Doom or Mr. Fantastic.

The Cat

Cats have traditionally been connected most to women and shunned by men, but recently, men have started accepting feline friends into their life. So what does this mean for you? As long as he isn't the male version of the crazy cat lady, he's likely to be sweet (but moody), appreciate independence, and won't have a hard time getting your motor to purr in the bedroom.
See: The Spirit

The Dog
Man's best friend. Dogs are obedient, loyal, and cunning when it comes to getting what they want: food. The same goes for their owners who tend to be sport-watching, beer-pong playing, frat guy types. Ok, so we're generalizing a bit. Even so, dog lovers are reliably easy to get in the sack and have boundless energy. However...if you want to be pleasured, you've got to convince him there's something in it for him. Like Snausages!
See: Superman


The Monkey
Those who fall under the year of the Monkey are supposed to be intelligent, but be wary of guys who wears one on his shoulder. Though he'll get off on making you smile, he's also likely to be an attention whore who loses interest when he realizes your life doesn't revolve around him.
See: SpaceGhost

The Aquatic Variety
Fish are cute. And boring. We hope you like the missionary position, because that's all you're going to be getting.
See: Aquaman











No pets
Sometimes people just don't have time for pets. They work long hours, live in places that don't allow them, or they're just not "animal people." We respect their choices and all, but just don't expect them to rearrange their schedule to make time for you or have endless amounts of compassion. Unless they're allergic. Then offer them a Claritin.
See: Iron Man